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~ Bolo English Bol Bacchan Style ~

1. Tumhare kaan baj rahe hai - Your eardrums are playing drums :D
2. English is a very funny language, Naa pine hai naa apple, fir bhi pine apple :D
3. Aata maajhi satakli - Now my head gear has gone to the sides :D
4. Bagal mai chora aur shahar mai dhindhora - Boy under armpit and hypercity noice pollution :D
5. Jab bade baat kar rahe ho, to choto ko beech mai nahi bolna chaiye - When elders get cozy, youngers don't put nosy :D
6. Saale ko kutte ki maut maarunga - Brother in law will die tommy's death :D
7. Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai - My chest has become blouse ;D
8. Mai tujhe chhati ka doodh yaad dila dunga - I will make you remember milk number six :D

Which one is your favourite???

Petrecere romaneasca inainte de Ramadan.

Buna dimineata tuturor. Am zis daca tot suntem vreo doi romani aici in Qatar care interactionam constant prin intermediul site urilor de socializare ar fi o idee buna sa ne si intalnim sa ne cunoastem putin mai bine.
Am facut o rezervare pentru club house ul din coumpound meu pentru data de 19 iulie chiar inainte Ramadan sa inceapa.
Ce spuneti sunteti doritori?

Sper sa fiti incantati de idee si sa ne vedem in numar cat mai mare.

Cu stima,

Dan Gavriloaie

cool video to see:

http://www.diyphotog...

how are you all :P

History (for this Black Day) will say:  
When the government was robbing the country, ---->  
The Indians were busy in watching IPL (!)

New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!

Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said:
GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny

Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR
1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

All Girls Dream come True!
All Girls Dream Boys will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

Dear Father-in-Law,

O O o ooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
aashiq Banaya , aashiq Banaya , aashiq Banaya , Apne

tere Bin Suni Suni Hain Baahein

Teri Bin Pyaasi Pyaasi Nigaahein

Tere Bin Bin Asar Meri Aahein.....

There were 2 Sardar Jees going for fishing. One of the Sardar Jee notices a boy drowning. He looks up to the sky and says “Hey Raba please protect the small boy“

The other Sardar Jee bravely gets up and dives into the water to rescue the boy.

When the Sardar Jee gets near to the boy he notices lot of people has surrounded him.

The Sardar Jee asks nervesuoly “Oh Gee Hoya?“

The man, who was a producer replies “Tu meri shooting kurab gurthee“

Na Chemistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical mein ayee nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
Baton mein Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson mein Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere mein hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrein mili, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise
Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchhal pade
Ignesium Tube mein jaise Sodium Bhadak uthe
Woh bole, Hosh mein aao, Pehchano apni Auqat

Pappu nahi sudhrega...:P

Ek baar Pappu Bike par ja
raha tha aur helmat pahen rakha tha.

Raste main bike rok kar
helmet k upper se hi apna sir
khujane laga...
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Ek aadmi ne kaha Are helmet
to utar do. .
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Pappu : Saale haramkhor, Jab tere
pichhwade main
khujli hoti
hai to kya to pant kholkar khujatey
hai..??? :P;):D

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Q. In the year1970-
Engineer sahib kaa ghar konsa hai?
Answer:- Wo jo bada bangla hai, wahin rehten hain!

Q:In the year 2012-
Excuse me, Yahan engineer kaa ghar konsa hai?
A:- Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa.
Ekk naa ekk to hoga. :P :D :D

Un betiv care raspandea un miros ingrozitor de bautura ieftina si care avea un sac si un ziar vechi se urca in autobuz si se aseaza langa un preot cu un aspect foarte onorabil. Apoi scoate din sac o sticla de bautura aproape goala din care bea pana la ultima picatura, dupa care incepe sa citeasca din ziar. La un moment dat i se adreseaza preotului:
- Scuzati-ma, parinte, stiti cumva din ce motive se ajunge la spondiloza?
- Desigur, raspunde preotul, care simtea o neplacere crescanda, pe un ton de o politete rece si sarcastica. Factorii care duc la spondiloza sunt: o viata dezordonata, tovarasia unor femei de calitate indoielnica, consumul exagerat de tutun si alcool, betii care se termina cu nopti petrecute in bordeluri, toate astea duc la spondiloza...

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Kehny ko tou bohut si baateinn hain is dil mein...
Mukhtasar itna k Meri akhiri khuwahish tum ho.. ♥

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Happy mothers day
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Mother the biggest gift of Allah to us
Mother the candle burn herself to light our life
Mother the other name of kindness
Mother stays sleepless all the nights holding us
Mother teach us how to walk and talk
Mother guides us and secures us
Mother loves us from start to end
Mother is mother no one can take her place
love u mother....